Don't knock it, dudes!
#1
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
"Dexter" halls with boughs of holly!
#2
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who?
"Justice" once, will you do me this itty-bitty favor?
#3
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Issue.
Issue who?
Dude, cover your mouth when you sneeze!
#4
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Archers.
Archers who?
"Archers" aren't the most comfortable; would you prefer our sofa?
#5
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Icing.
Icing who?
"Icing" so well; the birds are so jealous of me!
#6
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
"Mikey" is missing; can I borrow yours?
#7
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Robin Banks.
Robin Banks who?
I used to be Robin Bridges; now I'm Robin Banks!
#8
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay! W-H-O. There you go!
#9
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
"Dwayne" will go on all day; you'd better stay indoors!
#10
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
"Tennis" the first number with double digits!
#11
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
"Venice" it time to eat? I'm starving!
#12
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Seymour.
Seymour who?
"Seymour" evil, "hear-mour" evil, "speak-mour" evil!
#13
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Tooth.
Tooth who?
If the "tooth" hurts, ouch!
#14
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
"Police" Navidad! "Police" Navidad!
#15
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
"Pasta" la vista, baby!
#16
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Now you know how a ghost cries!
#17
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Violins.
Violins who?
"Violins" is never the answer!
#18
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Cinder.
Cinder who?
This girl has overstayed her welcome; can we "cinder" home?
#19
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Olga.
Olga who?
"Olga" home if you're not nice to me!
#20
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
"Ears" lookin' at you, kiddo!
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