How's this for a visual pun? One of my most favorite Spongebob Squarepants episodes, too.
"What's so great about a nerdy pickle?"
"If I could just touch the hem of his pocket protector, then maybe some of his greatness will rub off on me!"
"Spongebob, as a friend, I must say that's really geeky. OH MY GOSH, JEFFREY JELLYFISH!"
"I can't believe it! How did you know?"
"Everybody loves pie!"
"Wow, I didn't know this was a hat!"
"...It wasn't."
"Spongebob, I'm glad you learned your lesson. Hero worship is unhealthy. Come on, Jeffrey!"
"Wah, wah, wa-a-a-ahhh!"
