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Wednesday, October 18, 2023

2023 Inktober 18 - Perry Mason

Mason's name did originate from Perry Mason, a show of which my parents have been fond for years and Mom still watches it every night. Now I can't hear the character's name anymore without thinking of my Mason. Mason James Wiles would be a fantastic lawyer, one of the rare upright ones.

Plus, a mason is someone who specializes in building with stones or bricks, which makes my character's name all the more appropriate. He becomes famous (and beloved) for getting his kingdom out of the mud and making it even better than it was before, albeit with a tremendous load of outside help.

Most people shunned him because of his family name, holding him accountable for things his parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents did. It got so bad that the Wiles were even more vilified than Beowulf was. His father-in-law wanted nothing to do with him because he was a Wiles, and that was essentially his logic, "He's a Wiles. He's scum. What more is there to say?"

Nero even let his irrational hatred override his love for his own daughter. It was enough to make some of Mason's naysayers say, "Well, that's a little harsh."

However, Mason proved everybody wrong and made the name "Wiles" desirable once more. Again, he couldn't have done it without help, but all that help would have been useless without his initiative in the beginning. He's so devoted to Reid and to Cecily because neither of them gave up on him, and he'll be forever grateful to two of Cecily's three siblings for going out of their way to help him when they owed him nothing. They helped him just as much for his sake as for their sister's sake, leaving Nero with a hefty meal of humble pie.

Years down the road, Mason's son falls in love with Reid's daughter, and when it turns out she feels the same way, their parents are more than happy to grant their blessings. Even Adela only wants her grandson to be happy, whatever he decides, and she's as amazed as anyone that her wish has come true after all. She got to join the Lactantius family tree when she wasn't forcing it so much.

Reid and Mason are blessed with many grandchildren, four of which they get to share with each other, and they get to retire when they're good and ready and they both live to a ripe old age. All's indeed well that ends well.

As for the TV show, I'd personally recommend it. I'm more partial to the Raymond Burr version; the latest version, the one that's darker and edgier, not so much.

Some episodes are better than others, and it may not be a 100% accurate portrayal of what happens in a courtroom, but they do a pretty good job at making you wonder who the perpetrator is, how all the puzzle pieces come together, how Perry Mason will crack this case. Almost like a 1950s Sherlock Holmes. And you'll never, ever forget the theme song. Theme songs are forever. 

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

My Inktober 2022 - 12 - SD and KH

This was one of the first suggestions when I was putting the list together. Something tells me Scooby-Doo wouldn't be at all out of place among the Heartless.
 

Sunday, October 2, 2022

My Inktober 2022 - 2 - (Perry) Mason

My parents were huge fans of Perry Mason, the old version with Raymond Burr, and watched it religiously every night, alongside shows like M*A*S*H* and I Love Lucy and My Three Sons and The Andy Griffith Show


Even now, Mom likes to keep the old tradition going and we got her a few DVDs, so she doesn't have to wait until nighttime to watch it and she can pick any episode she likes. 

Me, I'm what you'd call a "half-fan" of the show. Every so often I do join in, and some of those episodes are very interesting. They do a great job at keeping you guessing, showing several candidates for murder but it's impossible to tell which of them actually went through with the dark deed. The theme song is pretty cool, too. 

Probably my favorite episode of them all is "The Case of the Nine Dolls." It's a surprisingly poignant episode, where Perry Mason helps out a little orphaned girl and it appears that everybody's out to get the poor kid just for existing. She makes me think of my own Mason Wiles, along with Erica and Peter.


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And speaking of Mason Wiles, yes, this is mainly where his name came from. Now I can't hear the title of the show anymore without thinking of him. 

So, why not portray him as the famous criminal lawyer for Inktober? 

Friday, December 24, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 12

Dear Sir: 

This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve drummers drumming which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein. 

The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. 

If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot you on sight. 

With this letter please find attached a warrant for your arrest. 

Cordially,

Law Offices of Badger, Bender and Chole

(Merry Christmas, everybody!)


Thursday, December 23, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 11

Listen, Idiot: 

Those eleven pipers have completely destroyed my house. The ladies will never dance again. The maids have been trampled. The cows lie in their own filth. All twenty-three birds are dead. 

I hope you're satisfied, you rotten vicious swine. 

Your sworn enemy, 

Agnes

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 10

You creep!

Now I've got ten leaping lords chasing the ladies all over the place. The cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of poop. 

The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I'm siccing the police on you.

One who means it, 

Agnes

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 9

Hey @#!?head:

What are you, some kind of sadist? Now there's nine ladies and they never stop dancing everywhere and breaking everything. The cows are all upset and stepping all over those screeching birds. 

The neighbors have started a petition to evict me. You'll get yours! 

Agnes


Monday, December 20, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 8

OK Buster, 

I think I prefer the birds. What will I do with eight maids a-milking? It's not enough with all those stupid birds, but those stupid girls had to bring their stupid cows. 

There's manure all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me, smarty. 

Agnes

Sunday, December 19, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 7

John,

What's with you and the dang birds? Seven swans a-swimming, what kind of sick joke is this? There's bird poop all over the house and they never stop the racket. I'm a nervous wreck and I can't sleep.

IT'S NOT FUNNY! Stop with those freaking birds NOW!

Sincerely, 

Agnes

Saturday, December 18, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 6 (and Happy Birthday!)

Dear John,

When I opened the door today there were six geese laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh?

These geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop.

Cordially,

Agnes

On a side note, happy birthday to big sister Christine and little brother Christopher, born on the same day four years apart!


Friday, December 17, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 5

Dearest John, 

What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings, one for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. 

Frankly, all those birds squawking are beginning to get on my nerves. 

All my love, 

Agnes

Thursday, December 16, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 4

Dear John, 

Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now, really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You are being too romantic. 

Affectionately, 

Agnes

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 3

Dear John, 

Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest, I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens.

They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind.

All my love,

Agnes

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 2

Dearest John, 

Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. 

Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm so delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. 

All my love, 

Agnes

Monday, December 13, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 1

My dearest darling John, 

Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real partridge in a pear tree? How can I ever express my pleasure? 

Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way. 

My love always, 

Agnes

Snowbird 2026

Snowbird again  Got to go swimming this time.