Thursday, December 23, 2021

Christmas Humor - 12 Days of Christmas - 11

Listen, Idiot: 

Those eleven pipers have completely destroyed my house. The ladies will never dance again. The maids have been trampled. The cows lie in their own filth. All twenty-three birds are dead. 

I hope you're satisfied, you rotten vicious swine. 

Your sworn enemy, 

Agnes

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