I'm Mistress White Christmas!
I'm Mistress Snow!
I'm Mistress Icicle!
I'm Mistress Ten Below!
Friends call me Snow Mistress!
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much!
She's Mistress White Christmas!
She's Mistress Snow!
(That's right!)
She's Mistress Icicle!
She's Mistress Ten Below!
Friends call me Snow Mistress!
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
(She's too much!)
I never want to know a day
That's over 40 degrees!
I'd rather have it 30, 20, 10,
Then 5 and let it freeze!
She's Mistress White Christmas!
She's Mistress Snow!
(That's right!)
She's Mistress Icicle!
She's Mistress Ten Below!
Friends call me Snow Mistress!
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much!
(Too much!)
I'm Mistress Green Christmas!
I'm Mistress Sun!
I'm Mistress Heat Blister!
I'm Mistress 101!
They call me Heat Mistress!
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch!
I'm too much!
She's Mistress Green Christmas!
She's Mistress Sun!
She's Mistress Heat Blister!
She's Mistress 101!
They call me Heat Mistress!
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch!
(She's too much!)
Thank you!
I never want to know a day
That's under 60 degrees!
I'd rather have it 80, 90,
100 degrees!
Oh, some like it hot,
But I like it really hot!
She's Mistress Green Christmas!
She's Mistress Sun!
(Sing it!)
She's Mistress Heat Blister!
She's Mistress 101!
They call me Heat Mistress!
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch!
I'm too much!
(Too much!)
I know it's a little too soon to be thinking about Christmas, especially with Halloween just around the corner. I just thought I'd have a bit of fun with a gender-swap of Rankin-Bass's famous polar opposite duo.
And boy, did I have fun! Eat your heart out, Elsa.