Wednesday, April 3, 2019

100 Knock-Knock Jokes - 1 Through 20

Everybody loves a good joke, and some of the best (and worst) jokes just come knocking on your front door!

Don't knock it, dudes!


#1

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
"Dexter" halls with boughs of holly!

#2

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who? 
"Justice" once, will you do me this itty-bitty favor?

#3

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Issue.
Issue who?
Dude, cover your mouth when you sneeze!

#4

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Archers.
Archers who?
"Archers" aren't the most comfortable; would you prefer our sofa?

#5

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Icing.
Icing who? 
"Icing" so well; the birds are so jealous of me!

#6

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
"Mikey" is missing; can I borrow yours?

#7

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Robin Banks.
Robin Banks who?
I used to be Robin Bridges; now I'm Robin Banks!

#8

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who? 
Okay! W-H-O. There you go!

#9

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
"Dwayne" will go on all day; you'd better stay indoors!

#10

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
"Tennis" the first number with double digits!

#11

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
"Venice" it time to eat? I'm starving!

#12

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Seymour.
Seymour who?
"Seymour" evil, "hear-mour" evil, "speak-mour" evil!

#13

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Tooth.
Tooth who?
If the "tooth" hurts, ouch!

#14

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Police.
Police who? 
"Police" Navidad! "Police" Navidad!
 
#15

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
"Pasta" la vista, baby!

#16

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Now you know how a ghost cries!

#17

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Violins.
Violins who?
"Violins" is never the answer!

#18

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Cinder.
Cinder who? 
This girl has overstayed her welcome; can we "cinder" home?

#19

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Olga.
Olga who?
"Olga" home if you're not nice to me!

#20

Knock-knock!
 Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
"Ears" lookin' at you, kiddo!

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