#21
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo-hoo, right back at you!
#22
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
You wanna "pizza" me, pal?
#23
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Zippity.
Zippity who?
Zippity-who-dah! Zippity-ay!
#24
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
"Closure" mouth when you're eating, please.
#25
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
"Money" is busted so I gotta stay sitting!
#26
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You're not a very convincing Santa Claus.
#27
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Mover.
Mover who?
"Mover" back a bit; she's sitting too close to the TV.
#28
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Washer.
Washer who?
"Washer" closely; she has a tendency to toddle off.
#29
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
"Avenue" seen the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man?
#30
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
"Turnip" the radio; this is my favorite song!
#31
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Wah.
Wah who?
Sounds like you're having a lot of fun, mate!
#32
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
I like Count Duke.
I like Count Duke who?
Is that so? I prefer Darth Vader myself.
#33
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
"Alex"-plain it to you later.
#34
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
"Theodore" won't open; it always sticks!
#35
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Ugh, don't spit on me!
#36
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
"Danielle" at me; I'm standing right here!
#37
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
"Europe" bright and early this morning!
#38
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
"Canoe" shut the window, please? It's freezing in here!
#39
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
"Water" we standing around for? Let's get going!
#40
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
"Orange" you glad I didn't say "apple"?
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