The Monster Bash (Parody of "Monster Mash")

I was living it up one Halloween night

When my eyes beheld a grisly sight

Everything appeared okay to me

And then, quite unexpectedly,

(It was a bash!)
It was a monster bash!
(A monster bash!)
It was a literal smash!
(A monster bash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(A monster bash!)
It was a monster bash!

The whole party room was in an uproar

They fought like rabid werewolves on the floor

Everybody was everybody’s foe

Who wrought this riot, I don’t rightly know

(They had a bash!)
They had a monster bash!
(The monster bash!)
It was a literal smash!
(They did the bash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(They did the bash!)
They did the monster bash!

The zombies were in for one
The trouble had just begun
Someone just took out Wolf-Man
Dracula’s down and done

You would not believe the sight, much less the sounds

Like a million pairs of three-headed hounds

The coffin-bangers have all been laid low

And Dr. Hyde has flown straight out the window

(They did the bash!)
They did the monster bash!
(The monster bash!)
It was a literal smash!
(They did the bash!)
It caught on in a flash!
(They did the bash!)
They did the monster bash!

Out in the corner, where Drac’s body lay,

Seems he only had one thing to say

He raised up his head and shook his fist

And said, “Vutever happened to our Transylvania twist?”

(It’s now the bash!)
It’s now the monster bash!
(The monster bash!)
And it’s a literal smash!
(It’s now the bash!)
It’s caught on in a flash!
(It’s now the bash!)
It’s now the monster bash!

Now everything’s cool, all the heat has gone

Those poor saps will be so sore, come dawn

Their skeletons rest in little shattered bits

When will they learn, those dimwitted twits?

(And that’s the bash!)
And that’s the monster bash!
(The monster bash!)
And it’s a literal smash!
(The monster bash!)
It’s caught on in a flash!
(The monster bash!)
And that’s the monster bash!

Happy (early) Halloween, everybody!